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Crack that! XD

Guys tell me a joke. ^^ No, seriously. It has been a while since I had a good laugh, so I wrote down a few ideas. Hope someone adopts a (Crack) bunny. ^^


?: "No, no more questions! Every time I talk to you I just wanna
smack you! Its like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down
with a sledge hammer!"

?: " Nobodys arguin that. And if they tell you thats what
this wars all about, then they’re really givin ya the full fist!"

?: "They’re Fraggers. Fun to watch though. Like the Three Stooges with
chainsaws" (the Seeker Trine??? ^^ )

?: "You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?" (pure crack. XD )

Crack pairings:

You can claim them since I don’t think anybody has ever written a fanfic. about them. If you know one please give me the link. ^^




Red Alert/Optimus (romance please, no smut. ^^ )



Grimlock/Red Alert

Sunstreaker/First Aid


1.) Mirage’s cloaking device got damaged in battle. Now he can’t turn it off and has to stay invisible. But it’s not like he minds. Not many think highly of him anyway. He decides to stay invisible, fully believing that nobody would miss him anyway. So how would he react if the crew really starts missing him?

1.a) Bonus points for Hound/Mirage pairing. (You don’t have to though.)

1.b) No Cliffjumper/Mirage! ( XP I’ll hunt you down if you do. >_> But I support Cliffy-bashing. XD )

1.c) Crack points if the crew thinks that Mirage is dead and his ghost haunts the Ark! XD

2.) Smokescreen diagnosis Pipes as ‘Compulsive Hoarder’. XD

3.) Ironhide has a few microchips lose after the twins played their latest prank on him. In the medbay he starts to act a bit,... strange. (Ok, very strange) Like he’d been drinking high grade through the night.

3.a) Ratchet needs to work on him, but how if his patient molests him? (Weld him to the berth?)

3.b) It can lead into romance or be a pure crack fic. only. I don’t care as long as it’s funny. ^^ (Though I'd prefer crack. ^^ )

3.c) Crack points if Ratchet has to train Ironhide like a dog and he actually listens to it. XD (Good mech, have an energon goody. XD )


Now here is a serious Bunny. (oh wow. o_O ) Normally I’m not fond of TFA, but there is a bunny which had been inspired by various fanfics.

4.) Sentinel Prime is a pompous aft. Everybody knows that. But perhaps he’s like that because he’s insecure about his position as Prime. He tries hard to live up to the title, but screws up anyway. Which makes him not only angry, it makes him even more insecure. So his reaction is to lash out at others. Degrading them and bullying them makes him feel better. But he can’t keep it up and one day (thinking he’s alone) he breaks down.

4.a) What if someone actually witnessed Sentinel’s breakdown?

4.b) Bonus points if it’s Bumblebee (Not pitying Sentinel, but actually understanding it.)

4.c) Make it a Sentinel/(male)Bumblebee fic. and I’ll love you forever! XD (I’ve already seen versions with femme Bee and one discontinued story with male. *sigh* )

Ok, that's it for now. Hope someone adopts a bunny. ^^


( 32 comments — Feed the Bunnies )
Aug. 27th, 2011 02:02 am (UTC)
Love the "Stooges with chainsaws" quote! I have no clue where I'd use it, but it just may ferment in my brain. XP
Aug. 27th, 2011 11:37 am (UTC)
Hope it does. I'd like to see that quote in a fic. ^.^
Aug. 27th, 2011 02:22 am (UTC)
I have seen Sunstreaker/First Aid! I think it's out on FFN somewhere.
Aug. 27th, 2011 11:40 am (UTC)
Really? I haven't seen it. *pouts* Have to go through FFN once more!
Aug. 27th, 2011 06:42 am (UTC)
The Sentinel bunny speaks to me so deeply. The tl;dr of it is that I've spent entirely more time than I should have analyzing Sentinel's character, and this is right on the money. The poor guy desperately needs a good cry.

I'm stealing this bunny, but I have no clue if I'll ever get around to it. I'll certainly give it a go, though!
Aug. 27th, 2011 11:44 am (UTC)
Yay. ^^ An adopted Bunny. ^.^

Yeah I've analyzed his character just for fun. You can always say he's an aft and be done with it. But it's more interesting to ask why he does it. And of course if he pushes everyone away there is no shoulder to cry on left.

Take your time. ^_^ (And give me the link for the story later. ^.~ )
Aug. 27th, 2011 07:09 am (UTC)
*Stares at the mirage bunny* But I already have too much to write. ;__; Would love to see it though!
Aug. 27th, 2011 11:46 am (UTC)
Too bad, but I also hope someone adopts it. Would be fun to read. ^^ Maybe Mirage actually loves to play a ghost.

Mirage: "Booh." XD

It's certainly fun to make others jump out of their armor in fright. XD
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Aug. 27th, 2011 07:12 am (UTC)
Stooges with chainsaws hunh. I'm thinking Movie Wreckers... Hahhaha.
Aug. 27th, 2011 11:47 am (UTC)
That's good! I haven't thought of that, but yes the quote would certainly fit. XD
Aug. 28th, 2011 07:19 am (UTC)
You happen to have links to those Sentinel/Bee fics you mentioned?
Aug. 28th, 2011 08:54 am (UTC)
Yeah, here is a discontinued fic. Too bad really the story is quite good.


I've saved it in my favs. can't find the others since the search option on FFN won't work for me right now, maybe later.
Aug. 28th, 2011 07:54 pm (UTC)
Oh that Mirage one is beautiful. The angsty possiblities! If I ever get my other fics straightened out, I am so coming back to his bunny! :3
Aug. 29th, 2011 08:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah I know, I'm a sucker for a little bit of angst. ^^ (Makes the crack all the better. Mirage the ghost: Booga Booga. XD )

I guess now, I'll have to see who takes the bunny first. ^_^
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Oct. 1st, 2011 02:56 pm (UTC)

В чем смысл жизни? Служить другим и делать добро
Oct. 1st, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC)
Re: чушь
The meaning of life is 42! If you want to talk, then at least do so in english so that others can understand you as well! This is the TF-bunny Farm, not the church! >.
Jul. 14th, 2014 02:14 pm (UTC)


*sneaks off with the Mirage bunny*

Don't know if you still check this or not, but I'm totally going for that one. Lol
Jul. 17th, 2014 09:33 pm (UTC)
Honestly? I didn't think anyone would pick it up after so long. But I'm glad you did. I checked out my old bunnies because I thought of new ones and wasn't sure if I had one of these ideas already. ^^ If you're ever bored you could check out my other bunnies. Just search the tags for Red Alert since he is one of my fav charas. XD
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